Ten of the Funniest Elf Jokes You Need To Learn This Christmas

From Elf on a shelf to various forms of elf costumes, elf’s (or elves) are everywhere at this time of the year. But that also means there are plenty of opportunities for a good Elf joke and I have searched the web for what I think are ten of the very best elf jokes you can arm yourself with this Christmas(and some funny pictures of cats dressed as elves for even more laughs)…

Cats in Elf Costumes

Elfis Presley

Q: What kind of music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music!

Cats in Elf Costumes

Itchy Elf

Q: Why do elves scratch themselves?
A: Because they’re the only ones who know where it’s itchy!

Cats in Elf Costumes

Elf DIY

Q: How many elves does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Ten, one to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other’s shoulders!

Cats in Elf Costumes

Going Up

Q: What do Elves use to go from floor to floor?
A: An Elfevator

Cats in Elf Costumes

Small Foot

Q: What do they call a wild elf in Wyoming?
A: Gnome on the range!

Cats in Elf Costumes

Elfbo

Q: What is big, green and packs a trunk?
A: An Elfephant!

Cats in Elf Costumes

Small Change

Q: What kind of money do elves use?
A: Jingle bills!

Cats in Elf Costumes

Elf Maths

Q: If there were 11 elves, and another one came along, what would he be?
A: The twelf

Cats in Elf Costumes

Get Some Cream

Q: Athletes get athlete’s foot, so what do elves get?
A: Mistle-toes!

Cats in Elf Costumes

Elfon Musk

Q: How do you describe a rich elf?
A: Welfy

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