From Elf on a shelf to various forms of elf costumes, elf’s (or elves) are everywhere at this time of the year. But that also means there are plenty of opportunities for a good Elf joke and I have searched the web for what I think are ten of the very best elf jokes you can arm yourself with this Christmas(and some funny pictures of cats dressed as elves for even more laughs)…
Elfis Presley
Q: What kind of music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music!
Itchy Elf
Q: Why do elves scratch themselves?
A: Because they’re the only ones who know where it’s itchy!
Elf DIY
Q: How many elves does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Ten, one to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other’s shoulders!
Going Up
Q: What do Elves use to go from floor to floor?
A: An Elfevator
Small Foot
Q: What do they call a wild elf in Wyoming?
A: Gnome on the range!
Elfbo
Q: What is big, green and packs a trunk?
A: An Elfephant!
Small Change
Q: What kind of money do elves use?
A: Jingle bills!
Elf Maths
Q: If there were 11 elves, and another one came along, what would he be?
A: The twelf
Get Some Cream
Q: Athletes get athlete’s foot, so what do elves get?
A: Mistle-toes!
Elfon Musk
Q: How do you describe a rich elf?
A: Welfy
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