Ten of the Craziest Flavours of Lip Balm You Can Buy Right Now

It is that time of the year when the cold air starts to set in and some of us start to suffer from chapped lips. This of course means we reach for the lip balm and there are some truly crazy flavours to choose from. I have searched the web looking for the craziest and weirdest flavours I can find, here are what I think is ten of the most unusual…

Kellogg's Froot Loops Lip Balm
Kellogg’s Froot Loops Lip Balm

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What better way to start the day than pubbing your breakfast all over your lips! OK, so that is not the best medical advice you will ever hear, but you can indeed do just that with this breakfast inspired flavour of lip balm.

Accoutrements Wasabi Flavour Lip Balm

Accoutrements Wasabi Flavour Lip Balm

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I’m not sure about the healing properties of Japanese horseradish, nor am I sure I would want the flavour of Wasabi rubbed on my lips, but that is what you can do with this one from the crazy designers at Accoutrements.

Fanta Grape Flavour Lip Balm

Fanta Grape Flavour Lip Balm

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I think this one might be the best tasting out of the bunch because I love the taste of this drink in can form, so it might be OK in lip balm as well. It’s just a shame the stick itself is not shaped like a mini can of the drink.

Lip Junks Chicken Poop Flavour Lip Balm

Lip Junks Chicken Poop Flavour Lip Balm

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The good news is there is apparently no poop inside of the balm itself, but that still leaves the question on what flavour this really is, let alone why someone might want to think they are rubbing chicken poop on their lips in the first place!

Accoutrements French Fry Flavour Lip Balm

Accoutrements French Fry Flavour Lip Balm

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Have you ever started to feel better when rubbing McDonald’s Fries on your lips? No, me neither, but that is what this flavour is and I have to wonder how close to the real thing it does actually taste like (not a lot I am guessing).

Ben & Jerry's Ice-Cream Lip Balm

Ben & Jerry’s Ice-Cream Lip Balm

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No, this is not some prank flavour that is the work of photoshop, it is a real flavour and made by the real company! Who wouldn’t want the taste of all those ice-creams rubbed on their lips!?

Grilled Cheese & Tomato Soup Flavour Lip Balm

Grilled Cheese & Tomato Soup Flavour Lip Balm

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While it does make for a pretty tasty meal treat I am not sure rubbing grilled cheese or tomato soup on my lips is going to help all that much. But I suppose I could always rub the two on my lips at the same time and skip a meal!

Crayola Crayon Flavour Lip Balm

Crayola Crayon Flavour Lip Balm

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This pack of 5 flavours Jazzberry Jam, Tastier Lemon, Wild Strawberry, Sky Blueberries and Sugar Purple is sure to colour your lips to perfection and hopefully protect them from the cold winter air at the same time.

Jolly Rancher Flavour Lip Balm

Jolly Rancher Flavour Lip Balm

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I’m not quite sure why this blue raspberry flavour of lip balm is shaped like a bottle because I have never seen a Jolly Rancher bottle of drink! But at least the flavour sounds Ok unlike many others on this list.

Accoutrements Pickle Flavour Lip Balm

Accoutrements Pickle Flavour Lip Balm

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We just had to finish with this one because I really don’t think I could handle rubbing anything pickle flavoured onto my lips. I am pretty sure there isn’t a whole lot of medical properties associated with a pickle, but as weird lip balms go this is probably one of the strangest.

Do you know of any other weird and wonderful flavours of lip balm? If you do why not tell us about them in the comments below.

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